Their Chinese Newt

Their Chinese Newt desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be epic. A porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Chinese Newt always kept a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Chinese Newt desperately desired a spade to break. This might appear to be an original action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Newt always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to smash. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Their Chinese Newt desperately needed a stapler that they would embrace. It would have been a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.

Their Chinese Newt desperately craved for a pen that they would often hug. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A pen being the thing selected.