Weary Newt

Weary Newt always had with them a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Weary Newt desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes throw. It would have been an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Weary Newt carried a teapot that they would often demolish. One might say this is a weird action, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Weary Newt craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Weary Newt craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Weary Newt craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought it was magnificent. A bag of poop being the thing selected.