A Naughty Newt

A Naughty Newt carried a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

A Naughty Newt desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Newt often carried a pint of cider that they liked to break. It is a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Newt desperately wanted a ball that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Newt found a computer that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a computer was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Newt desperately needed a dildo that they would sit and look at. This seems a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.