Their Dodgy Newt

Their Dodgy Newt craved for a pint of cider that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Their Dodgy Newt had a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

Their Dodgy Newt searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Their Dodgy Newt always had with them a set of lego that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Their Dodgy Newt always kept a stapler that they would drop. It is a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Newt craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes share. This is certainly a new thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.