A Horny Newt

A Horny Newt looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

A Horny Newt owned a sack of potatoes to put on his head. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

A Horny Newt found a painting of a melon to break. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Newt desperately searched for a custard pie to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Horny Newt desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Newt desperately needed a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.