The Yellow Newt

The Yellow Newt carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Yellow Newt desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes break. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Newt always had with them a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Newt desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Yellow Newt always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Newt desired a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a strange action, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.