Boring Newt

Boring Newt searched for a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be epic. A sword having that done to it

Boring Newt carried a melon that they would sleep with. It should be a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

Boring Newt desperately wanted a mug that they would often play with. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a mug being the item opted for.

Boring Newt owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it was magnificent. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Newt needed a pint of beer to play with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Boring Newt desperately needed a sword that they liked to throw. It might be a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.