The Red Newt

The Red Newt desperately wanted a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Red Newt found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Newt desperately needed a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Red Newt desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.

The Red Newt desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Red Newt needed a radiator that they would often annihilate It was a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt it was amazing. A radiator would be the thing that was opted for.