The Silly Newt

The Silly Newt desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Newt desperately needed a tomato that they would demolish. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Newt desperately desired a computer that they would play with. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a computer of all things.

The Silly Newt desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Silly Newt often carried a magic 8 ball to worship. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Silly Newt always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to choose.