The Weary Newt

The Weary Newt carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Newt desperately craved for a porno magazine to eat. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Weary Newt had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a weird operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Newt craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Weary Newt needed a wig to throw. It should be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Weary Newt wanted a condom to eat. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.