Their Stupid Newt

Their Stupid Newt needed a pint of cider that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Newt needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Their Stupid Newt carried a bag of poop that they would experiment on. It should be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Their Stupid Newt searched for a computer that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

Their Stupid Newt desired a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Newt always carried a computer that they would often embrace. It would be a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.