Their Fucking Newt

Their Fucking Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Newt carried a pint of beer that they would demolish. It was a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Newt often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It should have been an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Newt desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.

Their Fucking Newt often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Their Fucking Newt found a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.