Her Cheerful Newt

Her Cheerful Newt often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Her Cheerful Newt carried a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Newt always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Her Cheerful Newt often carried a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Cheerful Newt always had with them a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Newt desperately needed a stapler to break. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.