The Beautiful Newt

The Beautiful Newt always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Newt always kept a sponge that they would throw. It should have been a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Newt desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Newt carried a helmet to try to balance on their head. It might be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Newt desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

The Beautiful Newt looked for a tomato to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.