Her Foolish Newt

Her Foolish Newt often carried a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Her Foolish Newt looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Newt had a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was sublime. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Foolish Newt desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Newt wanted a cucumber that they would worship. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is fun. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Her Foolish Newt carried a stretchman to break. It was an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.