A Orange Newt

A Orange Newt desperately craved for a bag of flour to demolish. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

A Orange Newt desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it was exciting. A porno magazine being the chosen thing.

A Orange Newt wanted a bat that they would often sleep with. It was an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bat of all things.

A Orange Newt always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Orange Newt owned a bag of flour that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Orange Newt wanted a custard pie that they would often smash. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be spectacular. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.