Their Crazy Newt

Their Crazy Newt craved for a sword to worship. It should be a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Newt desperately craved for a computer that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly different action, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

Their Crazy Newt craved for a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

Their Crazy Newt needed a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Crazy Newt desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy Newt wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.