A Lonely Newt

A Lonely Newt wanted a spade to eat. It is a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Newt found a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Newt always kept a computer that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Newt needed a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

A Lonely Newt owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. A piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

A Lonely Newt desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A set of lego being the item selected.