Their Eccentric Newt

Their Eccentric Newt always had with them a crown that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A crown would be the item chosen.

Their Eccentric Newt always kept a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Newt desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Newt desperately desired a little monkey that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Newt carried a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Eccentric Newt carried a condom that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was opted for.