The Talented Newt

The Talented Newt desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Newt needed a set square that they liked to throw. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Newt always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Talented Newt always kept a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. It should have been an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Talented Newt carried a sword that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a sword being the item selected.

The Talented Newt desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.