My Bewildered Newt

My Bewildered Newt always had with them a bag of poop that they would often eat. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Newt owned a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Newt desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Newt desperately desired a little monkey to demolish. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Newt always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Newt owned a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.