The Magical Newt

The Magical Newt desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Newt carried a dildo that they sometimes throw. It would be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Magical Newt desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical Newt always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Magical Newt craved for a wig that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A wig being the chosen thing.

The Magical Newt desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.