His Little Newt

His Little Newt desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a curious action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

His Little Newt often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Little Newt looked for a mug that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a mug is the item to opt for.

His Little Newt desperately wanted a bag of flour to put on his head. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Little Newt desperately craved for a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to choose.

His Little Newt desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.