Her Ugly Newt

Her Ugly Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop to annihilate It is considered to be an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Newt desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Newt often carried a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Her Ugly Newt always had with them a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig having that done to it

Her Ugly Newt wanted a vibrator that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Newt looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.