Her Confused Newt

Her Confused Newt found a dildo that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A dildo was the item that was selected.

Her Confused Newt desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to annihilate This seems an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Newt wanted a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Newt needed a custard pie to try to balance on their head. It might be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Newt desired a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be sublime. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Newt wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.