My Tired Newt

My Tired Newt owned a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.

My Tired Newt had a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

My Tired Newt searched for a dildo to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

My Tired Newt looked for a radiator that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen thing.

My Tired Newt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Tired Newt found a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item selected.