Horny Newt

Horny Newt found a rubber chicken that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Horny Newt desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Horny Newt had a cup that they would often hug. It is considered to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Horny Newt craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Newt owned a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Newt always kept a radiator that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.