A Funny Newt

A Funny Newt desperately wanted a vibrator that they would experiment on. It is a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

A Funny Newt searched for a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.

A Funny Newt carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

A Funny Newt desperately needed a cup to annihilate One might say this is a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

A Funny Newt always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

A Funny Newt always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.