His Stupid Newt

His Stupid Newt desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an original proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Newt desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It is an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

His Stupid Newt always had with them a set square that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Newt always had with them a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Newt often carried a radiator that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Newt found a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is fun. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to choose.