The Little Newt

The Little Newt needed a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Little Newt desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. It is an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler is the item to select.

The Little Newt had a ball that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Little Newt often carried a wig that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

The Little Newt looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A rubber johnny of all things.

The Little Newt desperately searched for a tomato to drop. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.