Unusual Newt

Unusual Newt desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Unusual Newt found a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It might be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

Unusual Newt desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Unusual Newt owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

Unusual Newt desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Unusual Newt always had with them a little monkey that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.