His Purple Newt

His Purple Newt always carried a mug that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.

His Purple Newt desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes eat. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A crown of all things.

His Purple Newt desired a cheese grater that they liked to drop. It is considered to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to select.

His Purple Newt desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Purple Newt desperately wanted a dildo to put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Newt carried a tomato that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be magnificent. A tomato being the chosen thing.