A Lovely Newt

A Lovely Newt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Lovely Newt had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

A Lovely Newt found a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Lovely Newt found a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

A Lovely Newt found a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

A Lovely Newt desperately looked for a rubber johnny to share. It is a different operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.