The Little Newt

The Little Newt often carried a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Little Newt desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It should have been an odd action, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Little Newt desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Little Newt desperately craved for a bat that they would drop. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Little Newt desperately looked for a condom that they would often share. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

The Little Newt found a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.