Round Newt

Round Newt always had with them a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Round Newt desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

Round Newt always kept a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

Round Newt always kept a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Round Newt wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Round Newt often carried a helmet that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.