His Angry Newt

His Angry Newt desperately wanted a pint of cider to break. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Angry Newt found a tomato to annihilate It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. A tomato was the item that was chosen.

His Angry Newt carried a hat that they liked to worship. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

His Angry Newt had a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

His Angry Newt often carried a mug that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

His Angry Newt needed a stapler to put up their bum. One might say this is a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.