My Purple Newt

My Purple Newt looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Purple Newt searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

My Purple Newt carried a stretchman that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Purple Newt always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A block of cheese is the item to choose.

My Purple Newt desired a wig that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A wig is the item to opt for.

My Purple Newt found a cucumber that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.