Their Confused Newt

Their Confused Newt found a radiator that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Their Confused Newt desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Their Confused Newt wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Their Confused Newt desperately searched for a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Newt owned a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Their Confused Newt carried a ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.