My Bum Loving Newt

My Bum Loving Newt searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Newt needed a teapot to embrace. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Newt often carried a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Newt always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Newt desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.