My Square Newt

My Square Newt desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It was an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Square Newt had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

My Square Newt craved for a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a curious action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

My Square Newt looked for a CD player that they would put on his head. It is a new activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

My Square Newt craved for a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

My Square Newt desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. This is certainly a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.