The Adventurous Newt

The Adventurous Newt desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Adventurous Newt always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Newt needed a bag of flour that they would often smash. It would have been an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Newt always had with them a dildo to put on his head. It might be a new action, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it

The Adventurous Newt often carried a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a new activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Newt searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.