The Confused Newt

The Confused Newt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Newt desperately craved for a sword to throw. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Newt looked for a spade that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

The Confused Newt desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Confused Newt desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Newt always kept a Harry Potter wand to annihilate This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.