My Square Newt

My Square Newt had a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Square Newt needed a vibrator that they would put on his head. It might be an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Square Newt desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

My Square Newt carried a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

My Square Newt desperately wanted a melon to sleep with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A melon of all things.

My Square Newt desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.