A Brainy Newt

A Brainy Newt owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

A Brainy Newt craved for a dildo that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was selected.

A Brainy Newt desired a custard pie that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Newt desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Brainy Newt desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would hug. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Brainy Newt had a stapler to put up their bum. It was a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.