His Exceptional Newt

His Exceptional Newt desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It would be a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Exceptional Newt desperately wanted a big sponge to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A big sponge would be the item chosen.

His Exceptional Newt desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Newt always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Newt searched for a custard pie that they would experiment on. This seems to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. A custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Newt wanted a computer that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen item.