My Jolly Newt

My Jolly Newt desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would share. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Jolly Newt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would share. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Jolly Newt owned a tomato that they would break. It should be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Newt craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Newt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Jolly Newt carried a vibrator that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.