Their Crazy Newt

Their Crazy Newt desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Their Crazy Newt craved for a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. This seems an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Their Crazy Newt often carried a wig to annihilate One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

Their Crazy Newt searched for a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

Their Crazy Newt desperately craved for a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Their Crazy Newt desperately needed a rubber johnny to sleep with. It should be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.