My Boring Newt

My Boring Newt often carried a painting of a melon that they would throw. One might say this is an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

My Boring Newt looked for a pen to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

My Boring Newt desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Newt searched for a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

My Boring Newt always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Newt desperately needed a big sponge to put on his head. It was a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.