The Magical Newt

The Magical Newt desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Newt desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

The Magical Newt always kept a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Newt desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Newt desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes break. This seems a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Newt wanted a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. It was a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.