His Stupid Newt

His Stupid Newt desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Newt wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Stupid Newt owned a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Stupid Newt desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Stupid Newt found a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

His Stupid Newt often carried a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was chosen.